Help! Someone help me! My Mommy has an addiction, and has gone off the deep end. Mommy got her order of Bitty Bows in the mail today. Don’t know what a Bitty Bow is? Check out their website: http://www.bittybowsboutique.com/
She couldn’t decide which bow was the cutest, so she decided to put them ALL in my hair. Oh the inhumanity! I knew I should’ve followed Sterling’s lead and gotten in the “boy parts” line when God was handing out genders. Instead here I am, Mommy’s only, and long awaited little girl, with a million bows in my hair. Help!

S.O.S.

Ellabella